One Less HGTV Show That'll Never Have Me

I have decided I NEVER want to be on House Hunters.

I'm in the midst of negotiations for this townhouse...and I'm already a nervous wreck.

I really don't need a camera crew to capture the way I incessantly twirl my hair when I'm nervous. Or chew my lip. Or bug out my eyeballs.

And I don't need Suzanne Whang to chirp about how the seller rejected my offer because of my dearth of credit. Seriously.

And this is what it's like to RENT something? How about going through actual negotiations, after you've stood naked with your finances in front of God and everyone, when you're trying to BUY a house?

Sheesh. No thanks.